I have long wanted to run for public office on the platform that the person who decides what kind of toilet paper dispenser goes into a public restroom must also have the same device installed in all of their home bathrooms.
That’s the stuff at my university out west, I swear!!
Is it the dispenser? Is it the paper? Or is it just evil? I’m thinking evil.
Oh man the worst is when it does the thing, where it peels off a tiny sliver along the side all around the roll, so when you try to pull on the rest of it it’s stuck underneath itself in a weird gordian knot thing.
Am I the only one who thought the dispenser was a happy jelly-fish creature?
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I have long wanted to run for public office on the platform that the person who decides what kind of toilet paper dispenser goes into a public restroom must also have the same device installed in all of their home bathrooms.
That’s the stuff at my university out west, I swear!!
Is it the dispenser? Is it the paper? Or is it just evil? I’m thinking evil.
Oh man the worst is when it does the thing, where it peels off a tiny sliver along the side all around the roll, so when you try to pull on the rest of it it’s stuck underneath itself in a weird gordian knot thing.
Am I the only one who thought the dispenser was a happy jelly-fish creature?